So, you finally bring up Chris Dickerson, play him the first game, he gets a hit and a walk, then you sit him the next night because he’s facing Paul Maholm?!?!?!  OK, so you must have played someone else you need to get a good look at next year, right?  No?  Jolbert Cabrera?  Oh, then you must have had someone in center you need to take a look at next year, right?  No?  Corey Patterson? 

Seriously, Dusty???????

Why in the HELL are we playing Corey Patterson and/or Jolbert Cabrera over Chris Dickerson?

Are we still “trying to break .500″??? 

Another question: why in God’s name is Josh Fogg still being rolled out there every five days? 

I have some suggestions for the Reds (it could be a long list): 

  1. Sh*tcan Fogg
  2. Sh*tcan Patterson once and for all 
  3. Shut Harang down 
  4. Shut Cueto down
  5. Shut Volquez down 
  6. Shut em all down
  7. Think about 2009 
  8. Bring Homer back up.  Let him get his head bashed in.  At least he can learn up here.
  9. Bring Maloney up
  10. Bring Livingston up
  11. Bring Roenicke up
  12. Hell, bring Stubbs up.  The guy’s hitting a whopping .500 in AAA!!!  (yes, I know it’s been just one game)
  13. Try Votto in left 
  14. Try EE at first
  15. Try Bako on the bench
  16. Play Hanigan everyday
  17. Everyday OF: Bruce in RF, Dickerson in CF, Votto in LF? 
  18. Everyday IF: EE at 1B, BP at 2B, Kepp at SS, and Jolbert Cabrera at 3B (I guess…unless they can re-sign Juan Castro…..again)
  19. What is the sense in putting the same crap out there?  If they’re still trying to reach .500, or if they still think they can reach .500, we may have the dumbest organization in baseball.
  20. No matter what, the younger guys should play every single day. 

OK I’m done for now.  But, still pissed. 

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